My daughter is here!!! She was born a few days early, but she is healthy and all is fine.

Especially her digestive system!

I don’t know for sure, but I reckon we have gone through 150-200 diapers in her short 2-week life. I don’t know where it all comes from, either! She only weighs 7lbs 4oz.

Pooping aside, I have to say that so far life is awesome with her. I already have trouble remembering what the house was like without her in it.

PLEASE PLEASE GET ME THESE PANTS FOR MY BIRTHDAY!!!

[Source: Epic Win FTW! | http://epicwinftw.com]

A webcam in Szentgotthárd, Hungary captured this curious bird looking into the camera. The webcam is set to shoot only one frame in every minute, so what are the chances?

Courtesy of citynoise.org <http://citynoise.org/article/9510/by/>

Epic Win FTW » Just Seems More Efficient.

The Darwin Awards are perennially one of the highlights of my January. The lengths to which people go to “cleanse”  the human gene pool is staggering. There has been no better example than this years winner:

[Two Belgian bank robbers]…used so much explosive to get their hands on the [banks] money that they destroyed the whole bank building.

When police arrived at the scene, they found one of them with severe head injuries, and rushed him to hospital where he died shortly after arrival.

Investigators initially assumed that his accomplice had managed a getaway, but the second one’s body was excavated from the debris twelve hours later.

For those of you who think this may be a gross indignity, consider this – the fewer of these dopes there are in the world, the less likely you are to get killed accidentally!

Ananova – Darwin Award winners revealed.